Today, while walking down an almost deserted Santana Row, a large man knocked Jane in the shoulder and grabbed her purse, spilling all the contents out. He snatched her wallet, rummaged through it, and took her debit card, which contains a large amount of money. FHL

Just kidding. Jane didn't press the Return Card button at the ATM machines and left her debit card in there. Thankfully, after calling to cancel the card, she was told a new one would arrive in five days!

—Dan